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		<title>Health Care With A Twist</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:06:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bonnie Boots</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ With the soaring cost of health care here in the U.S. and 56 million people without health insurance, a lot of us are left to our own devices when it comes to health issues. If you&#39;re caught in that position, you&#39;ll appreciate this funny &#34;fake&#34; news a friend recently sent me. It&#39;s a tip [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="Health care with a twist" class="size-medium wp-image-88" height="283" src="http://painhealthnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/health-care-w-a-twist-300x283.jpg" title="health-care-w-a-twist" width="300" /> With the soaring cost of health care here in the U.S. and 56 million people without health insurance, a lot of us are left to our own devices when it comes to health issues. If you&#39;re caught in that position, you&#39;ll appreciate this funny &quot;fake&quot; news a friend recently sent me. It&#39;s a tip for do-it-yourself health care &#8211;with a twist. Enjoy! </p>
<p>* Do you have feelings of inadequacy? </p>
<p>* Do you suffer from shyness?</p>
<p>* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?</p>
<p>If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about<em> Margaritas.</em> </p>
<p><em>Margaritas</em> are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself. <em>Margaritas</em> can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you&#39;re ready and willing to do just about anything. </p>
<p>You will notice the benefits of <em>Margaritas</em> almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. </p>
<p>Stop hiding and start living&#8230; with <em>Margaritas</em>. </p>
<p>Disclaimer: Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn&#39;t mind becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: * Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration * Loss of motor control * Loss of clothing * Loss of money * Headache * Dehydration * Dry mouth * And a desire to sing Karaoke </p>
<p>WARNING: * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. </p>
<p>Consult your doctors before using anything.&nbsp; It makes them feel needed.</p>
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<p>### Bonnie Boots publishes Pain Health News to deliver information, advice , motivation and sometimes a touch of humor to people living with chronic pain. Stay in touch with her by using the subscribe form in the upper right corner.</p>
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