Health Care With A Twist

With the soaring cost of health care here in the U.S. and 56 million people without health insurance, a lot of us are left to our own devices when it comes to health issues. If you're caught in that position, you'll appreciate this funny "fake" news a friend recently sent me. It's a tip for do-it-yourself health care –with a twist. Enjoy!

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

* Do you suffer from shyness?

* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living… with Margaritas.

Disclaimer: Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: * Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration * Loss of motor control * Loss of clothing * Loss of money * Headache * Dehydration * Dry mouth * And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING: * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

Consult your doctors before using anything.  It makes them feel needed.

 

### Bonnie Boots publishes Pain Health News to deliver information, advice , motivation and sometimes a touch of humor to people living with chronic pain. Stay in touch with her by using the subscribe form in the upper right corner.